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The Boathouse

Ask the Boathouse anything about your lake.

A help desk, not a consultancy: career lake people answering in plain English.

Who answers

People who know lakes, not a ticket queue.

Limnologists, data specialists, and field scientists who have spent their working lives on the water. You get a person, and usually the same one.

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Gary

Regulations, compliance & grants

“I help Lake Pulse subscribers understand options and scenarios relating to regulations and compliance, grants, and remediation options.”

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Cynthia

Data wrangling & analytics

“Subscribers have all kinds of messy data issues. I get things organized so historic data can actually be used in your analytics.”

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Bob

Testing & monitoring options

“Satellite vs. drone, buoy vs. lab testing — I help subscribers navigate testing and monitoring options that fit their lake and budget.”

Lake Pulse field methods advisor looking out over a harbor

Maya

Field methods & watershed context

“Sampling in the wrong place at the wrong time is worse than not sampling at all. I help subscribers figure out where and when to sample on their own water.”

We speak lake

How subscribers use the Boathouse.

Data

We help get testing, monitoring, survey, and report data out of historic PDFs and spreadsheets and into your Lake Pulse Portal.

Toolbox

Not sure what to buy? We help you figure out which testing or monitoring solutions meet your lake's financial, operational, and strategic goals.

Results

Not sure what the data means? We help you read your results and explain them in plain English your neighbors and board will understand.

Advice

We'll connect you with our network of limnologists, ecologists, environmental engineers, lawyers, and other consultants when the problem calls for one.

Funding

Seeking grants or philanthropic support for your lake's health and safety goals? Let the Boathouse point you at the right doors.

General questions

Any question about your lake's health and safety. No question is too small, and chances are another lake has already asked it.

Where the line sits

A help desk, not a consultancy.

Asking is included. Some work is genuinely hands-on — hours of someone's time on your lake's specific data — and that carries a fee. We tell you which is which up front, in writing, before anything starts.

Included with a subscription

Ask anything. No meter running.

Answers to questions about your data and results
Guidance on which Toolbox products fit your lake, budget, and season
Pointers to grants and funding sources
Referrals into our network of limnologists and engineers
Plain-English explanations you can forward to your board

Included for Plus, Lake Admin, and PRO subscribers.

Quoted as a flat fee

Some services take real hours.

Historic data migration

Decades of PDFs, binders, and spreadsheets digitized, cleaned, and loaded into your Portal. Scoped and quoted by volume.

Custom reporting & analysis

Board packets, grant exhibits, and multi-year trend analyses built to your specification rather than pulled from the standard templates.

Sampling design

A site-by-site, season-by-season sampling approach for your lake, written up so volunteers can repeat it year after year.

Facilitated expert engagements

When a specialist is required, we scope the work, run the introduction, and stay in the loop. The specialist bills their own rate.

Every engagement is scoped and priced before work begins. No hourly billing, no retainers, no surprise invoices.

Before you ask

Chances are another lake has already asked your question.

Most of what subscribers ask has been written up already — eDNA sampling, grab sample vs. buoy vs. satellite, what monitoring actually tells you, and the first ten steps as a Lake Admin.

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